This was on repeat in my head from the moment I started the lawnmower
And… we’re off to see the Wizard
The wonderful Wizard of Oz
We hear he is a whiz of a wiz…
If ever a wiz there was
If ever, oh ever a wiz there was
The Wizard of Oz is one
(Roseanne Barr screech) Because, because, because, because, because….