Kaboom!!!

The Tigers lost both of their games today.

I was channel surfing and I see NHL is back. I have the Blue Jackets and Maple Leafs on. It’s the playoffs. I don’t know how long NHL has been back.

I just now finished eating my late supper. Steak. I put the hot sauce my cousin Tony sent me on the steak. I don’t think people normally put hot sauce on steak, but I couldn’t find chicken wings at the grocery store yesterday.

The hot sauce is good, and it has quite a burn. I’ll probably use it on just about everything I eat.

Eggs

My mom and dad have chickens. Yesterday my dad brought me a dozen of eggs. Anyone who grew up around farms will tell you that this is what real chicken eggs look like.

I cook eggs almost every morning. I usually scramble.

Research Reveals

I’ve been doing research on Nazi Germany and I came across something that I hadn’t heard about before. Accordng to medical records, Hitler farted… a lot. It was like a medical condition, he was constantly farting. This explains why, when he made his speeches, he would make stiff fist and chopping motions. He wasn’t forcing a point, he was trying to hold in the cheese.

Baseball

I really love talking about baseball. It seems to come easy to me, even though I’m probably the least knowledgeable baseball fan you’d meet. Just had a good talk about baseball with a friend from elementary school, and another friend and I are always talking baseball.

Baseball is a wonderful thing.

Tigers and Reds at 5.