I’ve developed a headache mowing the front lawn. This heat is fucked up. Yes, I’m drinking water.
Earlier today, I looked out the window and I saw this by the driveway. I couldn’t tell what it was. It wasn’t moving, and after several minutes I decided it was nothing, maybe just a piece of a tree. But five minutes later, I was back at the window and the thing was gone. So, it was a living creature.
My vision sucks, so I took the picture to try to see it better. Of course there’s always a fucking screen in my way to make my pictures less clear. I should’ve stepped out to get a better picture, but I didn’t think to.
What the hell could that possibly be? It looks like a big lizard to me, but I’m fairly certain we don’t have lizards like that in Michigan.
I never took a side in the Chevy-Ford war, so I got a 1972 Chevy Cheyenne and a 1979 Ford F-150.
The Tigers lost both of their games today.
I was channel surfing and I see NHL is back. I have the Blue Jackets and Maple Leafs on. It’s the playoffs. I don’t know how long NHL has been back.
I just now finished eating my late supper. Steak. I put the hot sauce my cousin Tony sent me on the steak. I don’t think people normally put hot sauce on steak, but I couldn’t find chicken wings at the grocery store yesterday.
The hot sauce is good, and it has quite a burn. I’ll probably use it on just about everything I eat.
My mom and dad have chickens. Yesterday my dad brought me a dozen of eggs. Anyone who grew up around farms will tell you that this is what real chicken eggs look like.
I cook eggs almost every morning. I usually scramble.
I’ve been doing research on Nazi Germany and I came across something that I hadn’t heard about before. Accordng to medical records, Hitler farted… a lot. It was like a medical condition, he was constantly farting. This explains why, when he made his speeches, he would make stiff fist and chopping motions. He wasn’t forcing a point, he was trying to hold in the cheese.
