Misc

Mysterious Creature

Earlier today, I looked out the window and I saw this by the driveway. I couldn’t tell what it was. It wasn’t moving, and after several minutes I decided it was nothing, maybe just a piece of a tree. But five minutes later, I was back at the window and the thing was gone. So, it was a living creature.

My vision sucks, so I took the picture to try to see it better. Of course there’s always a fucking screen in my way to make my pictures less clear. I should’ve stepped out to get a better picture, but I didn’t think to.

What the hell could that possibly be? It looks like a big lizard to me, but I’m fairly certain we don’t have lizards like that in Michigan.

Baseball, Hockey, Misc, MLB, NHL, Sports

Kaboom!!!

The Tigers lost both of their games today.

I was channel surfing and I see NHL is back. I have the Blue Jackets and Maple Leafs on. It’s the playoffs. I don’t know how long NHL has been back.

I just now finished eating my late supper. Steak. I put the hot sauce my cousin Tony sent me on the steak. I don’t think people normally put hot sauce on steak, but I couldn’t find chicken wings at the grocery store yesterday.

The hot sauce is good, and it has quite a burn. I’ll probably use it on just about everything I eat.

Misc

Eggs

My mom and dad have chickens. Yesterday my dad brought me a dozen of eggs. Anyone who grew up around farms will tell you that this is what real chicken eggs look like.

I cook eggs almost every morning. I usually scramble.

Misc

Research Reveals

I’ve been doing research on Nazi Germany and I came across something that I hadn’t heard about before. Accordng to medical records, Hitler farted… a lot. It was like a medical condition, he was constantly farting. This explains why, when he made his speeches, he would make stiff fist and chopping motions. He wasn’t forcing a point, he was trying to hold in the cheese.

Misc

The Drums of War

A Brit once asked me, “When the second American civil war breaks out, how will you know who is who?”

The answer just came to me. When the second American civil war breaks out, which might be soon if things keep going the way they are, it will be the Masked Vs the Unmasked. The Masked will have an advantage. The Unmasked will be dying by the hundreds off the battle field, because they believe the scientists who recommend mask wearing are part of a conspiracy to control people.