Research Reveals

I’ve been doing research on Nazi Germany and I came across something that I hadn’t heard about before. Accordng to medical records, Hitler farted… a lot. It was like a medical condition, he was constantly farting. This explains why, when he made his speeches, he would make stiff fist and chopping motions. He wasn’t forcing a point, he was trying to hold in the cheese.

The Drums of War

A Brit once asked me, “When the second American civil war breaks out, how will you know who is who?”

The answer just came to me. When the second American civil war breaks out, which might be soon if things keep going the way they are, it will be the Masked Vs the Unmasked. The Masked will have an advantage. The Unmasked will be dying by the hundreds off the battle field, because they believe the scientists who recommend mask wearing are part of a conspiracy to control people.

Concrete

The concrete mix was just delivered. I’m going to keep it covered until we’re ready to mix and pour. I have one tarp. My dad will bring me another tomorrow. It’s going to be too damn hot for the job this weekend.

Patio 3

We got the sand in today, and I just finished cleaning up the dirt piles that were on the concrete slabs. I might clean up the piles outside the frame tomorrow.