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I posted this in a forums discussion over a month ago. Thought I’d share it here.

For me, trying different beers is like a hobby. Currently, I’m on the look out for a beer called Alaskan White, which was recommended by my cousin Anthony who lives in Alaska. I know some places in Michigan sell it, but I haven’t found it yet. I guess the name of the beer, Alaskan White, makes me think it’s an exceptionally good beer, and refreshing to drink when it’s 90 degrees outside. The name Alaskan White brings to mind beer coming fresh from a pile of snow in Alaska.

It’s hard to say which are my favorites. I like Samuel Adams’ blends, and will usually go for the Boston Lager. Corona or Heineken might get chosen, depending on my mood and whether I feel they’ll do what I need them to.

Miller Lite is the only light beer that I regularly buy. I don’t mind other light beers, but usually only drink them when it’s what someone else is offering.

The beer I get the most is Budweiser. Because it’s cheap, it’s right there and I know it works. On hot days, especially after working in the sun, I don’t want a dark flavory beer. I want a cheap, watery beer. That’s when Budweiser and Miller Lite are best.

I haven’t found a beer I dislike, but there are some that I don’t like as much. That would be most other light beers. Something about the way they taste just doesn’t do it for me as well as non-light beers, or they have an after-taste that I’m not crazy about. There’s Pabst and Hamm’s, that I do get quite a bit, but they are not favorites. Drink enough Pabst and Hamm’s and you start to notice that the liquid is a little thick.

Right now I’m having a Miller Lite. It’s a hot day and Miller really got it right with their light beer.

Hamm’s

Hamm’s is fine beer. I wouldn’t say it’s the best flavored. It’s kind of like drinking a can of slobber. But it’s beer and it does what it’s supposed to. Plus, it’s cheaper than fuck. You can get a case of thirty for under fifteen bucks.

I shit you not.

That worked

Last night, I put my bow case down in the middle of the patio, put a rock on it to keep it from blowing away. I put dish soap and laundry soap on it. Then the storm came.

This morning, the case doesn’t smell like cat piss anymore. It’s probably the best smelling bow case in the world.

Now it’s just got to dry off.

I wonder if I could’ve saved my three couches this way.

So, why is my bow case hanging outside?

Because I soaked it in rubbing alcohol and now I’m air drying it

Buddy here thought it would be a wonderful idea to relieve his bladder all over it.

He destroyed three of my couches this way. I have doubts that the smell will ever come out of the bow case, and I’ll probably have to throw it out. I like this case.

No, Buddy will not be murdered, nor will he be given away or dropped off. Yes, I am furious with him. Yes, I lost my temper and yelled at him multiple times, and scared him. I feel bad about that, but this pisses me off.

It’s like I can’t have anything soft in my house. I’ve been keeping him out of the bedroom during the day, because I’m afraid he’ll piss on the bed when I’m not there. I haven’t had a couch in over a year. I’m not going to get another couch until I have a protective cover for it.

Yes, his litter box is fine and he uses it.

Dog

I looked out the window and saw that dog again. I called it to the door. It was wagging its tail and it seems friendly, but I’m still not sure I want to step outside. With jaws like that, it could do real damage if I gave the wrong impress. I think it belongs to the next door neighbors, I might have seen it in their backyard, but I’m not positive. It does not have a collar, and that always makes me wonder if a dog has an owner at all.

Water

I had a weird dream last night. I don’t really remember the details, but something about a mud puddle that I “think” I was supposed to drink out of had me sitting up in bed suddenly, my throat dry and there was a lot of painful coughing. I went into the kitchen and got a bottle of water from the fridge.

After drinking the water, the coughing stopped, but my throat was still sore. It”s about ten hours later. My throat is still sore and feels dry, even after drinking water. How hot was it last night? I feel like I swallowed a handful of sand.

Flag

There was always a mount on my porch, but I didn’t have a pole for it until last night.

When I went out this morning to put the flag up, just as I was stepping off the porch, I heard a bark. I looked over and there’s a dog on my sidewalk. It wasn’t a German Shepherd, but it was about the same size as one. I don’t know what the dog’s intentions were, but it was approaching fast and it scared me.

I backed up into the house. The dog came right up onto the porch. It looked like it was about to lunge at me as I was closing the door. It was on my porch for about a minute, and then it took off. I guess one of the neighbors called it.

I wonder what would have happened if I had already been off the porch and taking a picture of the flag. I had my .380 in my waistband, but I would rather not have to use it.

Big dogs roaming the neighborhood are one of the reasons I’m rarely outside without a pistol. A few years ago, when I went out to get my garbage can, there were two full-grown Great Danes in my front yard barking at me like I had just entered their territory and was threatening their cubs.

Because I’m tired of Amazon barring me from purchasing certain items….

I sought to understand why Amazon requires customers subscribe to Prime to order certain items. Below is my chat with their customer support.

Me: There are some things that you sell, that I need on a regular basis and cannot find anywhere else for a reasonable price. I don’t like having to purchase subscriptions that I’m not interested in. Why, Amazon, are you trying to force me to subscribe to Prime in order to purchase things I need? ‎5‎:‎04‎:‎57‎ ‎PM

You are now connected to Augustine from Amazon.com
Augustine: Hello Rob, my name is Augustine. I’m here to help you today. ‎5‎:‎05‎:‎12‎ ‎PM
Augustine: I’m so sorry to hear about the issue you had while trying to purchase an item. ‎5‎:‎06‎:‎36‎ ‎PM
Me: Hi Augustine. How are you? ‎5‎:‎06‎:‎36‎ ‎PM
Augustine: I sincerely apologize for that. ‎5‎:‎06‎:‎41‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Yeah! I’m good. ‎5‎:‎07‎:‎08‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Thanks for asking. ‎5‎:‎07‎:‎08‎ ‎PM
Augustine: how about you ? ‎5‎:‎07‎:‎08‎ ‎PM
Me: It’s not your fault. ‎5‎:‎07‎:‎12‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Just to be sure, are you referring to price difference ? ‎5‎:‎07‎:‎41‎ ‎PM
Me: I’m decent. I just want to understand why I’m required to subscribe to Prime to order certain things. ‎5‎:‎08‎:‎14‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Could you please confirm the item link if you have it? ‎5‎:‎08‎:‎50‎ ‎PM
Me: Give me a minute. ‎5‎:‎09‎:‎30‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Sure. ‎5‎:‎09‎:‎34‎ ‎PM
Me: Like this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00RN…(See full link) ‎5‎:‎10‎:‎11‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Thanks for the link. ‎5‎:‎10‎:‎45‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Please wait for a moment,. ‎5‎:‎10‎:‎51‎ ‎PM
Me: It’s “Exclusively for Prime members “. Meaning I can’t order it unless I fork out the money for a Prime membership, which I don’t want to do. There are many other items that you sell that are also “Exclusively for Prime members”. Which I think is ridiculous. ‎5‎:‎12‎:‎44‎ ‎PM
Augustine: I can completely understand your concern. ‎5‎:‎14‎:‎35‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Some of the items on our website are for Prime members. No need to pay a subscription, since you need this item you can subscribe for the 30-day free trial version, Rob. ‎5‎:‎14‎:‎35‎ ‎PM
Me: It’s dog food, I’m going to need it every other month, among other things that Amazon will only sell to Prime members. I don’t want to subscribe for a free trial. I want to understand why Amazon is requiring me to subscribe to Prime. ‎5‎:‎18‎:‎06‎ ‎PM
Augustine: Let me connect you to a member of our concern team. It will only take a moment. ‎5‎:‎19‎:‎14‎ ‎PM
A Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment.
You are now connected to Anjali from Amazon.com
Anjali: Hello, my name is Anjali. Please give me a moment to review the previous correspondence. ‎5‎:‎19‎:‎40‎ ‎PM
Anjali: I am sorry for wrong transfer. Please stay connected, I will transfer your chat. ‎5‎:‎24‎:‎01‎ ‎PM
A Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment.
You are now connected to Laura from Amazon.com
Laura: Hello, my name is Laura. Please give me a moment to review the previous correspondence. ‎5‎:‎24‎:‎27‎ ‎PM
A Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment.
You are now connected to Hrishi from Amazon.com
A Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment.
You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com
Amazon: Hello Rob, my name is Varudhini. I understand your query about the requirement to subscribe to Prime to order some items. ‎5‎:‎33‎:‎18‎ ‎PM
Amazon: I’m really sorry chat has been transferred to Kindle department, since I don’t want to provide with incorrect information, I will need to transfer the chat to Retail team for assistance. Please stay connected. ‎5‎:‎33‎:‎18‎ ‎PM
A Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment.
You are now connected to Inkeshaf from Amazon.com
Inkeshaf: Hello, my name is Inkeshaf. Please give me a moment to review the previous correspondence. ‎5‎:‎33‎:‎38‎ ‎PM
Me: This is getting interesting. ‎5‎:‎34‎:‎25‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: I’m sorry for the trouble you had in purchasing an item, Rob. ‎5‎:‎35‎:‎53‎ ‎PM
Me: But that doesn’t answer my question. ‎5‎:‎36‎:‎35‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: I understand your concern, Rob. ‎5‎:‎37‎:‎46‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: In this case, I’d suggest you enroll for Prime 30 days free trial period and purchase the item. ‎5‎:‎37‎:‎46‎ ‎PM
Me: You’re not answering my question. ‎5‎:‎38‎:‎29‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: As this item is exclusively for Prime members, I request you to enroll for free trial period of 30 days and purchase it. ‎5‎:‎40‎:‎18‎ ‎PM
Me: My question is: Why must I subscribe to Prime? ‎5‎:‎41‎:‎03‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: If you want to purchase this item, you have to subscribe for Prime membership. ‎5‎:‎42‎:‎29‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00RN…(See full link) ‎5‎:‎42‎:‎29‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: Because this item is only reserved for Prime members. ‎5‎:‎43‎:‎05‎ ‎PM
Me: I gathered that much. That’s not the point. Why is Amazon requiring that people subscribe to Prime to order certain items? ‎5‎:‎43‎:‎38‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: Because these items are reserved for only Prime customers. ‎5‎:‎44‎:‎21‎ ‎PM
Me: Why are the items reserved for only Prime customers? ‎5‎:‎45‎:‎08‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: I’m sorry you’re disappointed with the information we’ve previously provided to you on purchasing an item which is reserved for Prime members. ‎5‎:‎46‎:‎54‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: In order to assist you better with your concern, I’ll transfer you to the concerned department and they can help you. ‎5‎:‎46‎:‎58‎ ‎PM
Inkeshaf: Please stay connected while I transfer this chat to the concerned team and they will help you.​ ‎5‎:‎46‎:‎58‎ ‎PM
A Customer Service Associate will be with you in a moment.
You are now connected to Anjali from Amazon.com
Anjali: Hello, my name is Anjali. Please give me a moment to review the previous correspondence. ‎5‎:‎47‎:‎19‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Exclusively for Prime members ‎5‎:‎48‎:‎17‎ ‎PM
Anjali: This item is reserved for Prime members. ‎5‎:‎48‎:‎17‎ ‎PM
Me: Yeah, and I just asked “Why are the items reserved for Prime members?” ‎5‎:‎49‎:‎28‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Because there are certain Items on Amazon that are only sold by the manufacturers to the prime customers. ‎5‎:‎50‎:‎26‎ ‎PM
Anjali: The marketing team sets the terms and conditions. ‎5‎:‎50‎:‎54‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Along with the manufactures. ‎5‎:‎51‎:‎04‎ ‎PM
Me: Yes, I thought so. And I want to understand why the marketing team along with the manufactures would set such terms. ‎5‎:‎53‎:‎16‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Rob, This is because of set policy ‎5‎:‎55‎:‎28‎ ‎PM
Me: And why is that? ‎5‎:‎56‎:‎08‎ ‎PM
Me: Why is the policy set like this? ‎5‎:‎56‎:‎48‎ ‎PM
Me: What is the purpose of such a policy? ‎5‎:‎57‎:‎02‎ ‎PM
Anjali: The purpose of such policy is to ensure Prime customers get the items. If you want the item subscribe for prime. ‎5‎:‎57‎:‎52‎ ‎PM
Me: “The purpose of such policy is to ensure Prime customers get the items.” Now that’s an answer. So, you’re saying this ensures items won’t be bought up before Prime members can get them? ‎6‎:‎00‎:‎39‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Rob, I am saying that if the customers want they can subscribe for prime and buy it. ‎6‎:‎01‎:‎15‎ ‎PM
Anjali: We’ve been idle for 2 minutes, and I want to make sure our chat’s still connected. If you aren’t able to respond in 1 minute, this chat will close. ‎6‎:‎03‎:‎54‎ ‎PM
Me: Now that’s taking a step backward. And we’re back to why this policy is in place. I think customer support doesn’t really know the answer or you’re not allowed to give it. ‎6‎:‎04‎:‎10‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Rob, I have already given you the answer. ‎6‎:‎04‎:‎58‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Is there anything else I can assist you with today? ‎6‎:‎06‎:‎06‎ ‎PM
Me: No, you didn’t. You didn’t give me a clear answer on why such a policy would be made. ‎6‎:‎06‎:‎40‎ ‎PM
Anjali: I have only this answer. ‎6‎:‎07‎:‎01‎ ‎PM
Me: I know. That’s what I just said. You either don’t know the full answer, or you’re not allowed to give it. I don’t think it’s your fault. It’s the company you work for. ‎6‎:‎08‎:‎43‎ ‎PM
Anjali: I have answered your question. ‎6‎:‎09‎:‎58‎ ‎PM
Anjali: If you want the item you may subscribe for prime. ‎6‎:‎10‎:‎12‎ ‎PM
Me: But look, you don’t have to worry about it anymore. I don’t think I’m going to get the full answer, no matter who I talk to. ‎6‎:‎11‎:‎09‎ ‎PM
Anjali: If you want I can connect you to my supervisor. ‎6‎:‎11‎:‎33‎ ‎PM
Anjali: However you will be given the same resolution. ‎6‎:‎11‎:‎55‎ ‎PM
Me: The question isn’t whether I want the item. The question is why must I subscribe to Prime. But we already went around in circles about that and I still haven’t gotten an answer that makes sense. ‎6‎:‎12‎:‎57‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Rob, I have given you the answer. I have. If you want I will connect you to my supervisor. ‎6‎:‎13‎:‎32‎ ‎PM
Me: So, we can call it a day now. ‎6‎:‎13‎:‎34‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Is there anything else I can assist you with today? ‎6‎:‎13‎:‎48‎ ‎PM
Me: No, you didn’t. You kept giving the same answer that I can already see, but it doesn’t answer the “Why?” ‎6‎:‎14‎:‎26‎ ‎PM
Me: No, there is nothing else. ‎6‎:‎14‎:‎51‎ ‎PM
Anjali: You’re Welcome 🙂 It was a pleasure to assist you with this. Thank you for contacting Amazon customer service. We hope to see you again. ‎6‎:‎14‎:‎56‎ ‎PM
Anjali: Please click “End Chat” to close this window.

Alaskan White

My cousin Anthony lives in Alaska and probably gets this beer at a lower price than the rest of us. I’ve been looking for it since he recommended it. Partly because trying different beers is a hobby of mine and partly because the name “Alaskan White” makes me think of beer coming fresh from a pile of snow in Alaska, which makes it right for hot summer days.

Finding Alaskan White isn’t easy. Not very many stores in Michigan sell it. Today I was on the Alaskan Brewing Co. website and they have a feature for locating stores that sell their beers. I checked that out and saw that there are two stores in Davison that sell Alaskan White.

My dad and I went into Davison to pick up food. We went by the A&B on Davison Road, about a mile or two west of State Road, and I bought their last six pack of Alaskan White. Now I’m home. I already had one and I’m almost done with my second.

Overall, it tastes like beer, but there’s more to it than that. It’s a smooth drink and there’s an icy flavor to it. I recommend you try it to see what I mean. It’s good stuff. If you can find it.

I finished my second. Opening my third now.